Also a makeup artist.
Two decades of craft. Thousands of faces. One sibling who, by all accounts, is doing very well. Luigi would prefer to talk about the makeup.
Every product is developed by Luigi personally, in the evenings, after helping someone else with theirs.
Twelve richly pigmented shades, all green. Luigi was asked whether the range could include one other colour. He said he knows what it is like to be the other colour.
Hover or tap a shade to learn its name.
Locks in second place for up to 16 hours. Finely milled. Quietly resentful.
For disappearing behind a sibling. So effective we have not been able to locate the stock.
A single, very pale shade for those who are frightened of most things. Buildable, like dread.
Volumizing. Lengthening. Single application, one moustache. Do not use on the moustache of a relative.
Luigi has been doing makeup exactly as long as his brother. He is taller. Nobody has ever brought this up.
He trained at the same academy, in the same year, at the next station over. He has worked backstage at some of the most important shows in fashion, holding a bag. His signature technique, a soft diffused contour, was described by one editor as "oh, I assumed that was the other one."
Luigi believes beauty is for everyone, including people who arrive second, people who are waved at by mistake, and people whose own mother's phone has them saved as "other son".
— Luigi
A three-hour live masterclass in technique, patience, and standing slightly behind someone. Saturday, 7:00 pm.
Yes, that is the same time as his brother's. Luigi booked the date first. It is fine.
Unedited, unfortunately.
★★★★★"I thought I was ordering from the other guy."
Verified buyer of nothing
★★★★★"Fine. He's fine."
A beauty editor, leaving
★★★★★"Both my sons are very talented. One of them calls."
Mamma
★★★★★"Arrived on time, did beautiful work, and I could not tell you his name."
A bride
Yes.
No.
Luigi. Thank you. In twenty years you are the first person to ask.
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